You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!
You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!
by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023
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It’s the same as Shut Up, But how a Parent, Teacher or Guardian would say it.
Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020
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A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
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This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
by Doctor Captain November 10, 2015
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Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.
Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
by Ah damn. October 3, 2009
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a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.
Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?

Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010
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1) phrase used to express your general discomfort and/or annoyance with someone else's whining or crying
2) phrase used to communicate that you simply do not care
Malik: "Hey man I aced my culinary exam on types of kitchen knives!"
(5th time today mentioning it)
Jake: "Damn bro, you still talking about it?"
by TheStankiest April 19, 2022
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