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archer's dozen

"I bought twelve arrows and immediately broke the first one, so now I have an archer's dozen."
by b93 January 24, 2015
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Archer

a cool kid that will own a lambo and is a total boss that will accomplish a lot. and has lots of friends but still has time for all of them.
did you meet that kid he is such an archer
yeah he was so nice
by RL Chuck Norris December 27, 2019
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archer school for food

a school in brentwood which main obsession is food, but not one girl at that school is obese.
person 1: Man i wish they had a deli, a restaurant catering, candy and soda at school.
person 2: you should go to the archer school for food
by lomp November 29, 2006
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spanish archer

dumping your girl/boy friend as in spanish archer giving them the push "el-bow"
by wideboy clarky September 9, 2003
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Pethos Medio-Archer

A philosopher well-known for his views on anonymity.
His most famous quote reads "Never underestimate the power of a powerful message, unshakeable resolve, an expansive lexicon, and an interesting pseudonym."

He published numerous political and philosophical articles and pamphlets under over thirty pseudonyms. It is not even known whether his true name is Pethos Medio-Archer, or if it was his most frequently used alias.

Very little is known about him.
"Never underestimate the power of a powerful message, unshakeable resolve, an expansive lexicon, and an interesting pseudonym" - Pethos Medio-Archer
by Professor Jonathan VanBuren November 23, 2005
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Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
by Firebringer February 3, 2010
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archerwill

A small village in east-central Saskatchewan that is basically a Co-op community. The only restaurant closed down for the winter on Sunday and the only bar closees to early.
Hey let's go to Archerwill for some fun- "Said no one ever"
by Ingaff December 14, 2016
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