i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 3, 2016

sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

Dick Appointment

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy

Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on

by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021

dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.

Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."

by Lemongello February 2, 2013

zozo appointment

An arrangement a woman makes with a partner to receive fellatio.

I don't want you playing with my pussy like it's a violin or a flute, I want you to get in there and eat it like a buffet. That's what the Zozo appointment is for.

by Zozoappointment December 8, 2018

booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck

Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight

by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020