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Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.
by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019
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jack apple

Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.
"You're such a jack apple!"
by ed molloy October 9, 2004
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Jack Apple

a group of guy's doing stupid and sometimes dangerous stunts/pranks and film them in home-made video form, uploading them to either Youtube and/or Faebook.

The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.

Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.
Antony: (Flipping off the camera) This is Jack Apple!
by jackapple June 3, 2009
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Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
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Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.
by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011
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Applejack

Applejack is an Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her brother Big McIntosh, her sister Apple Bloom, and her dog, Winona. She represents the element of honesty. Applejack is dependable and loyal, always willing to help anypony in need. She works at Sweet Apple Acres mainly as an apple bucker, though the Apples occasionally farm carrots and corn as well. She is a good sisterly figure to Apple Bloom and supports her friends well on their adventures.
Applejack is best pony.
by Natalia1337 January 20, 2013
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Applejacked

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.
"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."
by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005
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