Skip to main content

aphrodite

Lori is a such an aphrodite.
by K Joyce April 12, 2015
mugGet the aphroditemug.

aphrodite

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.
That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
mugGet the aphroditemug.

Aphrodite

proper noun. Someone who lives at Aphrodite's Nasty Shack of Love.
Damn, I bored. I wonder what the Aphrodites are doing.
by Lost February 4, 2004
mugGet the Aphroditemug.

Aphrodite

The Goddess of misfortune, fuck ups and regrets.
Wanna be fuck buddies? Don't do an Aphrodite.
by AndromedaGalaxy October 29, 2012
mugGet the Aphroditemug.

aphrodite

1.a fucked up child who loves all black boys
including their "daddies"
thats right she is a sick horny bastard... but not really
she loves them... she just won't touch em'
she jumps into your life (greek style)
always talking about food and blow jobs
"OMG" is her signature word
with losers trying to copy her mad ass woggy accent that can't be copied for shitt so stop trying bitches
she flaunts her lovable unique sense of style and personality and this can be seen by the way she reads the bible
she has a talent for being late... as if she gives a fuck
everyone loves her especially me
thats write
i'd rape her ;)
she hates a good g string
and can only wear them on top of jeans
thats right...
i got footage
and she has a thing for suicial books...
there's one in each room of her house
she now has a 16 dolla fine for the library
WTF...
"lol" is sed atleast 100 times a day
and her random quotes are now being sed by the whole fukin school

2. another word for titmuncher or itchy hairy sweaty ballsack

aphrodite: "she looks like a rape victim... wtf.... go cut yourself or die in a whole"... "slut"
omg is that girl munching a tit... oh it's just aphrodite
by jewbangerpoo April 28, 2009
mugGet the aphroditemug.

aphrodite

a sickness because it sounds like an STD
Man i went over jody's house and got aphrodite.
by Conniera May 13, 2008
mugGet the aphroditemug.

Aphrodite

Meaning of hot and sexy. Cute girl you see at fifth avenue! The girl who hooks up with a new person 2 times a Day cause she so sexy!
Aphrodite is a Greek goddess.
by Aphrodite 💋 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Aphroditemug.

Share this definition