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Atomic Shit

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.
Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.
by TheLargestShitInHistory December 28, 2010
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Atomic Houdini

A combination of an Atomic Wedgie and Houdini. A demeaning sex act where the male partner pulls the female's underwear over her head, temporarily incapacitating her and allowing his accomplice to secretly resume in his stead. Shortly thereafter, the original party appears at the window and reveals the deception.
Me and my bro totally pulled an Atomic Houdini on this chick last night. She didn't even see it coming!
by calls em like i see em August 16, 2021
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atomicrack

The fiery defecation of atomic or other hot buffalo chicken wings which burns the butthole.
Had some atomic buffalo wings last night at wing stop, and paid the price this morning when I took a crap, was a serious case of atomicrack.
by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009
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Anominous

Being ominous in an anonymous way. Foreshadowing evil without revealing ones identity. To be foreboding and remain unknown.
I was in a chat room last night and this anominous guy was really scaring me.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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atomic diarrhea

Very bad diarrhoea
When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.
Oh my God, who destroyed the toilet?" "sorry mate I've got atomic diarrhea
by sug172 October 15, 2010
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Atomic Boff

A person with a large and usually unkempt hair style. This could be when the hair is tied back with a ribbon and splayed out, resulting in an atomic boff.
1st Prson: hey look at his/her hair.
2nd Person:Yeah thats a real atomic boff
by The Buddah August 12, 2007
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atomic skittle

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012
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