annapolis

it's actually the capital of maryland but, most people don't believe you when you tell them that. nothing really ever happens here but tourists flock to this tiny town every summer. if you like popped collars, sail boats, and catholic school this is the city for you. if not, you're not missing anything by not being here.

guy a: "i'm from the capital of maryland."
guy b: "oh cool, i've always wanted to go to balitmore."
guy a: "oh, actually annapolis is the capital but it's oka..."
guy b: "NO WAY."
guy a: *face palm*

by kumaka January 20, 2011

annapolis

home of the best people you'll ever meet. if you don't have your boaters license by the time you're 13 you're an outcast. if you haven't dated at least 2 hard core lax bros by the time you're 16 you must be fat and ugly. if you don't skip school on blue angels day you must have just moved hear last week. if you don't know someone you know someone who knows them. if you've never played lax you don't live hear. if Charlie St. Cloud isn't your favorite movie you must be a boy. if you don't enjoy watching mids (male or female) run past your house your a robot.

we live off Bud Light, we're a hell of a lot better than california gurls, and we can out swim Michael Phelps any day.

suck on that baltimorons

Annapolis Girls

St. Mary's girl: hey guys you wanna go shopping downtown?

Broadneck girl: sorry i can't, i gotta go to lax practice.

Key girl: ya me niether. i have to go plant a tree, then watch Harry Potter weekend on ABC Family.

Severn girl: i can't too, i've gotta go watch my boyfriends lax game.

Spalding girl: i'll come! i need to go to the Pink Crab and buy some bright colored polos.

by im hotter than you April 3, 2011

annapolis

home of the lunchin bench

last nite we hung out downtown annapolis and sat on the lunchin bench

by crew April 11, 2005

annapolis

Annapolis is a dieing city. Those of you from here may know that is do to excessive building and overpopulation. Annapolis at one time was the capital of the united states where Washington stepped dowm from the army. You have the NAval Acdamy ,St. Johns College ,various ice cream places, alleys without names, and more sailing schools in one city then the rest of the country. Well if u wanna see the old annapolis come now while its still there.

Annapolis is the capital: seriously baltimores not the capital.

by someone who hopes emos go away July 3, 2006

downtown annapolis

a place that names their ally's (how random is that "hey ill meet in *** ally,,, noooo not that ally the OTHER ONE DAMNIT".) they have no parking whatsoever. they have about 5 coffee shops to every corner because hell you just might be so bored you want new coffee. starbucks gets whored by hard bean every day. they actually have a comic store that is full of porno comics you know good for the kids. oo they also have the same amount of ice cream stores as they do coffee shops sooo your pretty much on a surgar high with the fudge shop and the candy store you might just go into cardiac arrest... who knows. but anyways besides fearing for your life from the asshole drivers, cardiac arrest theres also the sk8ers who hang out by assylem and try to run you over with thier sk8boards... cause their coool?... but then they get whored by the fat police men that claim they are there to catch those damn shoplifters but really just want Ben&jerry's. then there's oceans 2 where some tightass old man sells awesome music...OO LETS NOT FORGET THE CELTIC STORE!!!! you know downtown is not random at all just another place nothing special
ps annapolis just kinda sucks

lets go downtown and get 20 coffee and make fun of starbucks in about 20 minutes

by katy/natalie May 1, 2005

downtown annapolis

Place where you can find:
a.) Preps
b.) Skaters
c.) tourists with fany packs
d.) MIDS
e.) Gangsters
f.) and sometimes even hippies

come to downtown annapolis and see the on going battle between the preps and the skaters- the preps come into the wake-SKATE & snow store "Asylum" to buy flip flops, intruding in on skater territory. Pretty funny stuff happens here!

by camill July 24, 2006

Annapolis high school

this shit is terrible. named after the street it’s on. praying ms howard falls down the stairs🙌🏽. fights everyday or every 2 months, the food is actual booty ass.

“i go to annapolis high school”
“i’m so sorry.”

by poisoningmyheart October 13, 2021