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Anatoli

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Anatoli is the cousin of Boris .

Things I learnt about Anatoli:
1. Speaks fluent Red
2. Absolut savage
3. Dances to rhythm of hardbass
4. 25 kg of semechki for Anatoli is not enough
5. Will always be sleeping until the end of month
6. Loves cheese
1. Boris: "Okay world is watching. Say something."
Anatoli: "Davai"
Boris: *Laughs* "Urod Blyat"

2. Boris: "Okay cousin you can make your own now."
Anatoli: "Tchevo blyat?"

3. Anatoli: *holds cheese*
Boris: "Anatoli, put down the cheese. No, NO!"

4. Boris: "HAS THE CHEESE ENTERED YOUR BRAIN ANATOLI?!?!"
by CreateADifferentWorld January 13, 2019
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Aitor

The name given to an absolute god. Popular with the ladies, a lad with the men. Feared for his strength, be it mental or physical, and respected for his kindness. The mere word of his name make girls moist. He is the funniest and most loved of the group, whenever he speaks everyone listens. An Aitor is defiantly NOT one you would want to argue with, but if good friends with him, he will most likely resist from roasting your ass. He would go well with most non-frigid girls but he is never going to last as most hot chick around him might be a bit too much to resist...
Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Aitor is hanging out with us again?
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
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An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005
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Akitoya

Akitoya is a ship between Akito Shinonome and Toya Aoyagi from the hit game Project sekai
“Wow did u see the new akitoya event?”
What’s akitoya?”
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Gross Anatomy

A rite of passage those seeking a doctoral degree in a health profession (Physician, Physical therapist, Dentist, etc...) must go through.

Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.

Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.

Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.
"I used to enjoy life. Now I'm taking Gross anatomy"

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?

"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".

I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.
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Anatol

Just an incredibly handsome and funny fellow, with an unimaginably high IQ. He is a boy, not a man, because he is basically built different. If you see him on the street you will find that he is in fact human, but don't be deceived for his powers are indisputable. His fragile mind was broken long ago and now he is just wandering around aimlessly with the hopes of one day finding fulfilment in this mind-boggingly fucked up world we live in.
This old woman reminds me of Anatol.
by Mindwalker November 12, 2020
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Jennifer Aniston

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.
guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw
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