Analog

The act of defecating without entertaining oneself with digital devices. The use of "log" refers to the log-shaped nature of poops.

I needed to clear my head during my poop so I decided on an analog.

I just dropped an analog. It was great!

by Gazornenplat April 24, 2017

Analog

Term used to describe something or someone that is outdated, antiquated, or just old school in a lame way. Opposite of digital, as in cool and upbeat

Man, I hate how the school still uses IE 4 on their computers. It's too damn analog

by pckl300 February 22, 2008

Analog

Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.

Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.

Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."

by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021

analogate

To make into an analogy

We shouldn't analogate people's hidden beauty to tv show characters.

by rissrukrib April 23, 2005

Analog

Analog is a combo of both Anal and Log. It is a small diary kept by chicks who have anal sex. It keeps record of who or what was put in their ass and how it rated.

"Shara wrote another entry (pun intended) into her Analog."

by MexicanJuan August 16, 2007

Analogizing

Apologising through anal sex.

Hey im sorry about that thing.. and the sore ass. #analogizing

by Hodorhodorhodorhoooooobbbb October 14, 2013

Analog

Analog is the result of taking too many Imodiums in one day.

After waking up Saturday morning with the chunky sputters, Cody took (5) Imodiums allowing his body to form an analog in time for his afternoon date with Kat.

by Larry the W-A-P! March 16, 2009