always that

An exclamation of something good or positive. Something unexpected that should always happen in a perfect world.

"Joe went to Kim's house to get some ass last night. After he hit dat' she went and brought him some kicks."

"No shit? Always That!"

by MJizzle April 8, 2004

always

A powerful and useful word. A word that can potentially be wrong, but not all the time.

A word that can easily confuse people because how it's defined.

There are always exceptions.

I will always love you!?!?

jen-fu love exception

by Jen-Fu March 31, 2005

always

a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.

b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.

c.)A great way to take a compliment

a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...

(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...

b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always

(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)

c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..

by IceBags November 14, 2006

alway

a person who eats a vast amount of large cupcakes. also a rude or jerkish person

- Rebeca! omg that fatass didnt text me on valentines day!
- its ok Alter, hes an alway.

by Altaria February 14, 2010

always

a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity

I will love you always

by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 25, 2005

Alwai

Big penis, loves children in a George pell way

When approaching an Alwai use a verse from the bible like “if her age is on the clock she can take the cock” to initiate conversation

Hey Alwai have you seen any kids lately

by Alwai lover October 15, 2020

alway's

A very bad misspelling of the word always, found in the definition for Jake. I mean, seriously, it's not even a plural, just the word always!

Person 1 (in a letter): I will alway's love you James.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.

by lonelyboi07 June 15, 2020