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porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.
"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"
by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007
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Altiar

The most badass Assassin ever. Popularized by the hit video game "Assassin's Creed".
Altiar will assassinate you!
by Kevin Esser December 8, 2007
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Altamirano

People who come from Spanish heritage. It's earliest descendants are believed to have live in the Cave of Altamira in Spain.
Those Altamirano's are from Spain's cave in Altamira.
by bullyingthebulls July 7, 2010
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Aldair

A handsome man who likes to have fun and who is always energetic. He also is very handsome and has a big penis. Often too big for girls to take. He has a beautiful personally and is totally husband material.
He is such a cutie just like Aldair
by Moffooooo October 16, 2011
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Astaire

noun, verb, adjective and great movie star: 1. graceful, exquisite, suave, and perfect. 2. to act in this manner. 3. Fred Astaire, the best dancer ever (Baryshnikov even said so), who was the epitome of suaveness and elegance combined with superb athleticism and grace. In the Hollywood of the 30's and 40's, he was hugely popular, combining the cool of Bogart with the class of Carey Grant. An actor, drummer, and singer, he had famous song composers vying to write songs for him- one truly cool dude.
1. I tried to astaire it, but failed dismally because I'm a clunk. 2. That astaire had me at hello. 3. Watching Astaire makes me believe in the magic of art.
by Magill April 1, 2008
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Altiris

Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software
Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.
by giant_wayne August 25, 2009
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Altarbaiting

When a woman goes out of her way to please her man while dating, only to abandon these things entirely once married.
Friend 1: "Dude, I think I'm in love with this girl. She deepthroats, cooks for me every night, and cleaned my entire apartment this weekend."
Friend 2: "Sounds like a classic case of altarbaiting to me. Careful, bro.
by captmurk November 21, 2013
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