an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .
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If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.
If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.
Alphonso is sitting in the treehouse.
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I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa
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Alphina’s have a golden heart and a beauty incomparable.
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