"i'm allergic to latex."

the only excuse.
try it.

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

by kccc=] August 18, 2007

allergized

To be overcome with allergy symptoms related to cats, dogs, grasses, trees, molds, or all of the above.

Damn, my nose is runnin and my ears are itchin; I'm feelin allergized today!

by basgurl July 15, 2007

allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

by ceezy baby January 18, 2006

Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010

allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed

he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010