Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019

aclamationable

Used in Markiplier’s Video ‘Markiplier Makes: LEGO’
Defined by Ethan, or Heapass, as “making shit up - Gottem!”

“Markiplier is always aclamationable “
- Heapass

by Ali_yeet March 18, 2019

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

Alhamdulillah

An Arabic expression of relief, meaning "Praise God", and it is commonly uttered when achieving something out of hardship or basically what one finds approving. It is equivalent to the word usage 'Hallelujah.'

After all the hardship I've gone through in studying as a scholarship student with a part-time job to earn my living, I have finally graduated with honours. Alhamdulillah!

by MarioConnor October 9, 2007

Aldamar

Literally: "dunghill".
Typical expression of Ferrara (an Italian town located in the north east).

It hasn't a totally offensive meanings but you have to use carefully

"A tiè pròpria n' aldamar" (you are a real dunghill)

by dade72 August 24, 2011

Aljamain sterling

When you fake an injury to disqualify the opponent

I was getting my ass handed to me but I did the ol’ Aljamain Sterling on him and got the victory due to a light groin kick I received

by YukonV May 1, 2021

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010