St.Augustine CHS

A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.

ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.

by The Markham Chink January 9, 2019

St. augustine prep

kick-ass school that pretty much beats every other school in every sport. including eustace in ice-hockey. those bitches got nothin on us, oh yea, st augustine boys also get more girls than anyone.

st. augustine prep is the best school ever.

by brg-jb July 30, 2008

Alusine

God fearing man. Likely a former mormon missionary. Specifically likes girls who are African and came to the United States at the age 8. He likes who named Christelle. Alusine is a fine as man and can get any girl he wants.

"Have you seen that new law student named Alusine? He is hellla fine thooo!!"

by telle1980 May 23, 2020

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

adjusties

Adjustable suspension in a vehicle

That rides got adjusties

by fdhdfhf April 27, 2008

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

Agustine

He's so sweet and kind . Has been hurt in the past but when you start getting close to him, he's a sweet guy . Loving tall Mexican . Love"s soccer. And HOT!!!

Agustine loves soccer and his girlfriend

by Evelyn Fabila Ramirez August 29, 2021