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alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.
by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014
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Alimony

A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the local bar. Creditcard debt is at the $20,000 - $30,000 range due to numerous Home Shopping Network purchases ( I mean, what else the fuck is she suppose to do when she is at home, alone, all day???)Eventually, she gets one of her fuck buddies to propose to her, I mean the worthless son of a bitch she has been married to is never home, always working, and always bitching about the bills. "Bastard never gives me any money" is a common chant...and a justification to start stashing the grocery money every week and start putting that bill on the credit card too. Divorce comes, and of course the lifestyle that your little princess has become accustomed to needs to continue, so alimony needs to start. She gave you the best years of her life, stayed home so she could......well, stayed at home and could not enter the work place so you owe her, big time. Of course with her nursing degree she can get a job anywhere (that was paid for by you too!) but she could not possibly continue to be a member of the country club on her $60,000 a year salary. Of course the Alimony amount is figured on your 2 job, 80 hour a week income as well as the child support. Your now 40 year old Ex wife still bitches constantly because she does not get 100% of your paycheck, is in another shitty relationship, only refers to you as dead beat dad! to your kids (because it somehow helps her self esteem) and is pissed because you are banging a 23 year old sweet thing, and she is STILL up to her saggy tits in creditcard debt!
Ex Wife: Ohhh, my Alimony check is here, lets go shopping
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!
by Mr. Response February 15, 2006
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Alise

Alise is a popular name dating back to the 1700's. There are many different forms of spelling and pronunciation of the name.

The meaning of Alise comes from the old greek name (Alyssiana) meaning noble, kind and loyal one. One of the higher class names you would often find that they are the most loyal and trust worthy people to meet. The name originated from royal blood when The eldest of Elypsis children gave birth to a bastard daughter Alyssiana, who went on to become a highly regarded warrior within her community.
As strong and selfless as Alise.
by Urbanmaster101 January 5, 2015
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Alimyra

A person that had difficulties of taking a fat shit, so when they take a fat shit their face turns RED
Person 1: Why is she pooping like that?

Person 2: Ohhh because she’s an Alimyra
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Alisa

Super cool and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone says. She's really pretty but doesn't believe it. She can get really negative and she is really sarcastic. She is hilarious but most people don't hear what she has to say. People tend to not talk to alisa but they should.
" Oh who is she? She look lame"

" Hey! shush that's alisa. She's so nice"
by sexualcats2344 August 6, 2012
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Alima

A talented and beautiful person who's not afraid to speak her mind.
Hi my name is Alima
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Alisa the God

Basically, Alisa is God.

She invented hot itself.

So you better show some respect.
yo bro! is that Alisa the God?
I think it is ! no one is as Godly as her.
*praises Alisa the God*
by the chosen on3 March 22, 2021
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