Asgard

Historical protectors of the Nordic realm. Obviously better than the Greek counterparts, since Nordic men as far less gay.

Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great because the Nordic warriors were equipped with better ass-guards.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Allard

Hot like a toaster.....

I just burnt my hand because it was allard! That girl is so allard.

by Gina and Leah January 31, 2008

Allard

An action that results in the death of a large amount of personnel or the destruction of an expensive asset.

"Did you hear about James crashing his car?!"

"Yeah, he definitely pulled an Allard."

by Lloydski April 4, 2015

dylan algar

Sleepy

Boy that guy is Dylan Algar!

by FTKLLEW March 8, 2017

Asgard

In Norse Mythology, the land of the warrior gods and the halls of vahalla.

Viking A: Dude... after we raid this village... you wanna go die in combat and be taken to Asgard for a most outrageous party with odin?
Viking B: ...
Viking A: Wuss.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Algirdas

A great friend to have and Is lovely to all that see him. Though he judges everyone that he meets. He gets so much pussy that it is unbelievable. You might even call him a player. Even though he goes through tough times he always finds a way to make people smile. You can count on him to keep promises as not one has slipped by. At times he may be forgetful but never will forget you. Never leave him and he won't leave you.

Person1: Yo have you seen Algirdas.
Person2: Ya we went out yesterday, great guy.

by non-anonymized March 23, 2022

Algar

The whitest kid you know who believes he's Puerto Rican. Is a a fan of drinking mustard and believes he is gangster. Can never stop talking about fights, but gets his ass kicked whenever he's in one. Also the kind to never pay you back unless physically beaten.

Person 1: Dude my new friend is a total Algar.
Person 2: I hate people like that.

by Corey Powers January 2, 2012