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Alex Rodriguez 

A baseball player who's currently playing for the New York Yankees. He has played for the Seattle Mariners and also the Texas Rangers before he was traded to the Yankees. He's one of the most paid players in the MLB, and while no person should have that kind of money for being an athlete, he's a pretty damn good player. Nevertheless, he's cocky as hell, and he kept flip-flopping on his choice for which team he was going to play for in the World Baseball Classic. The Dominican Republic, or the US?

His parents were born in the Dominican Republic, but he was raised in the United States. And no, he is not Puerto Rican like the one bimbo said.

Also MVP.
Alex Rodriguez is one cocky son of a bitch, I just wish he stayed with the Mariners.
Alex Rodriguez by Santana June 27, 2006

Alex Rodriguez 

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck
Alex Rodriguez by Murph April 18, 2005

Alex Rodriguez 

A baseball player for the New York Yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations. He is an inconsistent fielder at times making five error per game. Often hated by the Yankees fans not being able to perform up to his salaries. He is known for his dirty plays such as when he tried to slap the ball out of a Red Sox player during the 2004 ALCS.
Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
Alex Rodriguez by dsh5enren December 18, 2006

Alex Raftopolous 

Alex

a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
Alex Raftopolous get the hell off krunker
Alex Raftopolous by lillegend76 November 11, 2019

alex rojo 

Some kid who thinks it’s funny to make definitions of his friends on Urban Dictionary.
Alex Rojo: Hahahaha it says that Kyle Davidson is short and annoying
Kyle Davidson: Shut the fuck up Alex you’re not funny
alex rojo by NotKyleDavidson January 31, 2020

Alex Rabusanu

An all round immigrant.
Shaftesbury youth clubs best ever player will go down in history as a legend.
Has a very fit sister.
Unfortunately can’t say the same for him
Alex Rabusanu is a Shaftesbury youth club legend