Alaysia

Alaysia is an amazing person. If you get on her bad side she just wont talk to you. Alaysia can be really nice. Alaysia is really smart. Alaysia is also really short. She is very friendly.

Alaysia is really friendly.
I want to be friends with Alaysia.

by Lasie69 September 7, 2018

Alaysia

She is a goddess just breathtaking the most beautiful woman with a beautiful soul. She is someone who can light up an entire room with just a smile her eyes are hypnotizing they sparkle like the stars in the sky. She is someone you will feel deep emotions and happiness with, her energy gives off a burst of euphoria you wouldn’t want to leave her. She will leave a mark on you someone you could never forget in your mind and soul. She is sometimes quiet but don’t take her quietness for her weakness her mind is full of thoughts. She always puts others before herself even if it causes her stress. When she's upset she doesn't want people to know because she feels powerless and she's a strong person who likes to feel independent. She is caring and compassionate but she doesn’t trust easily and protects what’s hers she doesn't let people push her around. She who listens to your problems won’t judge you no matter the situation she is very understanding. She is a girl you can look up to and admire for all that she is inside and out and her amazing strength is incomparable to any other person in the universe she is rare she is special and she is one of a kind.

Alaysia, she’s an absolute beauty

Alaysia, she’s an absolute beauty

by SpiritualGoddess November 14, 2019

Alastor

A demon from hell who is our lord savior that wears a nice suit a tie and a monocle also all hail alastor

hey have you seen the new episode of hazbin hotel alastor is in it so much more

by sexy alastor November 12, 2020

Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Alaskan Firedragon

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?

No luck I'm afraid my friend.

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005