Alaska Young

Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..

You're just like Alaska Young, beautiful but cold

by straightandfast October 25, 2014

Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

Alaskan thunderfuck

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC)

the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.

I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).

by Billdoe December 23, 2012

Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

by Joe Joker May 30, 2011