Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Alan Shearer

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

by ReggyF September 6, 2008

alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

Alan schilke

A very good Rollercoaster layout desinger who walks for RMC he also is the discord bot for seeking the thrill he sadly doesn't give Cookies anymore to new people cause robbins bot broke after one day :(

Alan schilke is very nice and the best bot
He does research

He counts our levels

He does every command you send him exapt for !hyperion

by Gogoeoe January 4, 2021

Alan Shepard

For God's sake, do research on this before putting in a definition!

noun

1. the first American in space

verb

1. (unofficial) some sexual act

noun

1. "Alan Shepard was the second person in space after Yuri Gagarin from the Soviet Union."

verb

1. "Imagine you were the first American in space, and some pervert decides to put a made-up, sexual definition of your name. Disgusting."

by UltimateFantasyY April 21, 2023

Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010