alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018

Alabama Slammer

When you are giving oral, and from your bed stand or other close location you produce a bottle of Alabama Slammer barbecue sauce, squirt it into your hand and you proceed to slap it across the others face. At the moment of impact, you must scream "Alabama Slam!!!".

"Jimmy was giving me oral, all of a sudden he yelled Alabama Slammer bitch.

by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014

Alabama Slammer

When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!

Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??

Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!

by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016

Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.

The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015

alabama slammin

A form of hunting in which a hunter or codriver drives the backroads inhopes of seeing a deer or other game animal and then proceeds to shoot it from the truck. sometimes a spotlight is used to freeze the animal in its tracks so that the hunter can get a good shot(must be done in a pickup truck, preferably rusted with no exhaust)

1. How bout we go get yer pickup truck and do some Alabama Slammin tonight

2. I got me a nice possum lastnight alabama slammin style

by Shmoops January 31, 2006

Alabama slammer

When your ball clash agains a girls pussy

I Alabama slammer in my sexy step-sister

by THE_BIG_BAD-WOOD July 5, 2021