Akron

1. A small retirement town in the northeastern corner of Colorado that is filled with old retired folks, farmers, meth and marijuana users, and families sucked in with no hope of ever leaving pernamently.

2. Also used to describe when you are stuck in a place and can't leave, no matter how much you want to.

John: "Hey Frank, want to play video games at my house tonight?"

Frank: "I can't. I've been Akron-ed into going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight."

by AliceCullen1989 January 14, 2009

Akron

a small school in WNY where JC Tretter was educated. They have bad teachers and really hard education. Kids act like they fricken privileged when they not bc they go to public school. Every girl is a thot besides 2% of them.

Student 1: I go to Akron.

Student 2: That must suck!

by uwubangtimemaster69420dabs November 29, 2018

Akron

A city

Akron zips

by Tinkermarie March 13, 2021

Akron Hammer

Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.

by TsteelCity36 November 9, 2009

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Akron, Ohio

Located in northeast ohio ...midway between Cleveland & Canton ohio,Akron Ohio aka Crackron Ohio.! Home of LeBron James, Beanie Wells , & Birthplace of AA alcoholics Anonymous).Located between Cleveland & Canton. Akron is a jungle. Where you can get shot on a sunday afternoon broad daylight right after church. Dont try exploring downtown because its always under construction. The north side is filled with Nepali refugees & none of them know how to drive. Even tho AA was started here heroin & meth riddle the city. Stay away from the eastside & westside bc they will murder you & every hooker you ever need is on south arlington , johnston street , & east exchange street. Home of the akron runner ducks & Akron U ....dont come to akron if you cant hold your own

We cant go to Akron, Ohio after dark. They will kill us.

by BennyyyBitch October 22, 2019

Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.

by Daddy_Mac November 10, 2009