austiscaliosis

A Type of mildly irritating backpain, not usually long-lasting

Jeff: My back is killing me!
Keith: I think you have austiscaliosis.

by The local dentist --TB-- February 5, 2019

asstism

someone who has been diagnosed being an asshole

No Mom, dad isn't autistic, he has asstism.

by cagrumbly March 31, 2020

Austism

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.

“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”

by Noelle554 August 3, 2018

Austism

The act of an American getting stuck with an Australian accent.

D- "Damn do you got Austism again..."

Austism victim- "Whats that mate I just threw some grills on the bawbay and now I'm playing with my dingo..."

D- "That sounds unsanitary"

by DJamesK1 May 9, 2011

Austism

the feeling of complete and utter monotony, usually due to being over-tired, over-fucked up and/or completely burnt out.

kate: hey man you seem a little down, i think your having a bout of austism
austin: (in a monotonous tone)uhhhhhh yea i guess

by 324tex February 4, 2010

austisum

Another word for a

Small penis.

"oh wow, he sure has a austisum.

by BIgabc;kJSADBcfkDS June 14, 2016

AIDStism

The combination of AIDS and autism. Used as a form of exclamation during situations which cause or illicit extreme anger, irritation, or annoyance and cant simply be described with AIDS or autism.

Person 1: Ayo, I heard that they're gonna make us work on holidays now.
Person 2: THAT'S FUCKING AIDSTISM!

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021