Airpods

Two white cocks hanging out of your ears while blasting music into your fat and moisty brain.
Flex like ouu

I have airpods omg im so rich!!

by TtvEZPECT April 26, 2019

Airpods

Apple cashgrab

Oh no they released Airpods! ........ Again

by YaBoiG April 21, 2019

Airpods

A symbol of richn't. Anyone who owns Airpods are usually the slaves of people who own Samsung smart fridges or Gucci toilets.

Guy 1: "I just got some new headphones, guy 1."
Guy 2: "I don't speak broke, I have Airpods."

Guy with Samsung Fridge: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"

by creamgravy March 14, 2019

Airpods

A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.

I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.

by MikesTheMan February 16, 2019

Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

Airpods

Overpriced garbage wireless earbuds that look like toothbrushes hanging out your bloody ears.

"Yo wazzup bro I got new Airpods" "You mean those overpriced toothbrushes?" "_______..,.,.,../////////___<?<>!!~~@@!)++!"

by Airpods boy. October 1, 2019

Airpods

what you use when you have a red louis vuitton bag, waves, and no friends

"man, that dude over there looks retarded, he has AIRPODS in"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019