Agilability

The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations

Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0

by Weasle June 03, 2005

Agil

he is a good person and smart. many people love him for him amazing personality, awesome figure. easy going but looks mysterious at the same time. everyone was interested in getting closer to him, he always deserved all the love. his heart is clean and full of kindness, he is firm for his life and anything that bothers him.

"why do you still love agil?"
"there's no reason to stop"

by M—e. August 18, 2023

Agility

A stat in World of Warcraft especially important to hunters OR Sylvis.

Man, that's a total agility ring.

by Mr. Popo July 21, 2006

Agility

The grandmaster pimp daddy of cheese and all things cheddary. Loves to invent new styles of music such as "Slutcore" and "FuckYouCore."

Dude, Agility is such a fucking cheeser, let's listen to some slutcore!

by Strife November 22, 2004

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018

agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity

No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.

by agilekiller February 03, 2011

agile beast

"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.

"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?

by death_ramp February 26, 2018