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Accusing Stalker

A type of stalker who fixates on someone, envies and sexually desires them, wishes to be them, wants to replace them, thus character assassinates them. Selects target randomly. Extremely persuasive, gifted at lying, usually has and spends prodigious energy upon target.

Habits: accuses target of being "a fraud" and "a liar" about background, achievements; projects own shortcomings on target (i.e., stalker did not finish college, thus accuses target "didn't actually attend X university, they are lying"); smear campaigns to discredit target; extreme hate language calling them "worthless", "unloved", etc., yet watches target as if number one fan. Usually from small town. Recruits and commands flying monkeys they will send on seek and destroy missions to help them against target. If caught, will try to charm and seduce catcher. If this fails they become violent.

When Accusing Stalker appears you will be called "delusional", a "liar" and a "fraud". This is because accusing stalkers suffer from a personality disorder, sometimes paired with schizophrenia, that creates the "my target will be me, so I am not me" delusion. Accusing stalkers have difficulty believing their target is not them because they wish they were the target and are ashamed of their own failures, which they believe fusion with the target will heal.

Do not pity the Accusing Stalker. This is an EXTREMELY dangerous personality. Their numbers are also on the rise.
"Jalene got off line for good last week."
"She did? Why?"
"An Accusing Stalker chick in Colorado started doing stuff. It was too much, she gave up and left the internet."
by Pinch1968 October 16, 2017
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The incredible accusation industry

This Blame Game industry has taken over as the most prolific government-sponsored and subsidized occupation overtaking the driver occupation, which is presently being exposed as a religious cult. This industry encompasses paid accusers from almost every known federally regulated and subsidized occupation. All are guilty. My Bible says so. This is the Devine Sting operation creating truth self-evident.
I had hopes of going public with my Spiritual Health Foundation, a private 501c3 but it was taken by civil forfeiture by the Incredible Accusation Industry before I opened it to the public. This industry did not even specify or explain the nature of the accusations. It is fortunate that my investors only made pledges and no Bank accounts were taken. How is "NO OPPORTUNITY" considered "Equal opportunity" All true void of lies, has anyone evidence otherwise.
by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022
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wrongly accused of harassment

A phrase you adlib into a song after being wrong accused of harassment.
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004
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wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.
After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
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Super Dooper Accuser Hater

Someone who falsely accuses a good friend of stealing from them.
Kyle- "Did you take $100 from me? I'm missing $100, you were the last one to touch it"

15 minutes later

Kyle- "I found it homie"

Nick- "You're a God damn Super Dooper Accuser Hater"
by Nick T Moore October 21, 2006
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boneless accusation

an accusation that lacks merit, is unfounded or otherwise baseless

usually comes about when talking about food
My brotha from another mother, I'm sick of these boneless accusations coming from you tonight
by RushIori August 25, 2019
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sideways accusation

A ad-hoc phrase, generally summoned by pedantic bullies attempting to ward away any valid criticism of their conduct. Its form is ineffable, but can be identified when curses spew from the conjurer's cowardly lips, unjustly redirected into another misdirection.

The term "sideways accusation" was first encountered in the wild on August 08, 2021. The user is likely unaware of the logical fallacies found within their checkerboard rhetoric, but such is the way of the errant phlyarologist, doomed to the gunwales ideology .
" This kind of sideways accusation is sleazy shit that can fuck right off." - Pedantic Jimmy
"The universe is an deserted aqueduct and I'm calling my mom to pick me up" - Napoleon H. Chirst
"Get someone else to partake in your downward exoneration, because my boots won't stand for it!" - See, Anyone Can Do It!
by oddcodes August 6, 2021
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