absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

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A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit

Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams
Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit
Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble
Stuart: I like kids
Dave: Aiden is a pussy

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What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people

Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.

by Jay mami June 15, 2018

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RAATHEYAN

"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

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absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

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A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019

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