avid farts

Quick cuts, flashes of random imagery in modern day Hollywood movies that make it fuckin impossible to tell what's going on. Used particularly by commercials director Michael Bay.

"All the avid farts in this TRANSFORMERS movie are giving me a headache"

by stones throw August 28, 2008

Avid Diva

A girl who is a part of the college prepaaration program AVID. The term came from the fact that AVID spelled backwards is "DIVA"

"Are you an AVID DIVA?"

"Yeah?"

"Oh gurl, we need to do C-Notes this Friday!"

by aenjgeal September 29, 2012

avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

AVID tutor

A low-paying sucker job offered to seniors to try to control underclassmen under the guise of "helpful learning". Most people who take the job are wasteoids who just barely scraped through high school.

Gee, that Andy Davis is an AVID tutor? You mean he gets paid to sit around all period?

by thegillmachine February 16, 2005

avid merion

A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.

An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!

He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity

Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series

If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "

by Squiz July 14, 2004

Avid Merrion

A weird but wicked guy, who loves any celebrity that walks the earth.
he also plays Craiiiig Daviid and Jacko n menymore in his kwl programme, 'Bo' Selecta!'

"Avid Merrion is fit for a ginger bloke"

by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003

Avid Hiking

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.

Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking

by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016