assturbing

When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.

I was trying to do my work and that kid was assturbing me.

by Brian's dad September 27, 2005

assturdbait

To fuck your self in the ass with finger didlo or other

Go assturdbait your self.

by DieHardDeus July 18, 2005

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.

Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.

by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

asstard

What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.

Get a load of what this asstard did.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

asstard

Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.

Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent

He is an asstard treating her that way

by llittle bird January 6, 2013