ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

ass-crack of dawn

really early in the morning.

I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

by kristiealexis January 13, 2008

Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

by Sphinctar October 5, 2004

Ass Crack Lane

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.

DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

by FARR February 19, 2005