artard

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

by amanda1983 March 13, 2008

artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008

Artard

Someone who doesn't know/understand what it is like to be an artist or their work.

Person #1: *looking at artwork* Hey! How come this person has no legs?

Person #2: Because it's not finished...

Person #3: Wow. What an Artard.

by Emilye March 4, 2011

artard

Pronounced "Ar-tard"

Can be spelt "atard" on come cases, depending on country.

A Retarded way of saying the word: "retard"

Originated from the word: retard - to be severely mentally handicapped compared to an average adult human.

I'm not artarded, you retard!

by LemonSatan October 10, 2008

artard

an artard is a dog who is stubborn but very cute

Nene, you little artard, hurry up!

by jed357 January 13, 2009

Mc-Artard

Some tool that works at mcdonalds and messes up your order, even though you asked them if they got it right.

Tom: I'll have a filet of fish please.
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<

by Ronald Mc-Donald June 1, 2009

Siberian Artard

a person who is extremely retarded and does a bunch load of shitty stuff that makes no sense at all

OMG, you're so retarded like a Siberian Artard!

by OMGhiEveryone September 14, 2009