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Armenian Shit Whistle

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”
by bss120 June 13, 2022
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armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)
Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.
by HollywoodAxper June 27, 2023
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Armenian Power

Members of Armenian Power were arrested yesterday.
by RoninsFire January 4, 2005
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Artesians

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.
Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
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Armenian Code of Conduct

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.

1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.

2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.

3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.

4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.

5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****

6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.

7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!

8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.

9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.

10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.

11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.

12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.

13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
by BLANKBLANK24 April 30, 2009
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Armenian Genocide denial

Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
by Become a Screamer November 25, 2006
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Armenia

The country responsible for producing the most kickass band in the world: System of a Down.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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