sexually ambiguous

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.

Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.

by killa wharl March 16, 2016

little amigos

Testicles (your balls).

My 101 year-old wife just crushed my "Little Amigos! :(

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

tres amigos

3 best friends who do a lot of crazy adventures. One is crazy, One is smart, while One is normal.

Carly: Hey look at them!! Their the tres amigos!
Amanda: Oh yeah their pretty crazy.

by tres amigos December 28, 2018

ambiguous

Very vague. A person who avoids answering any questions ever, even avoids the most direct questions.

Phil: "Do you want to hang out?"
Kathleen: "Ummm maybe."
Phil: " Do you ever answer questions?"
Kathleen: "Probably not."
Phil: "You are being very ambiguous."
Phil later picks up on this rejection tactic.

by madhatter_ismad May 29, 2015

amigurumi

Commonly found on do it yourself craft web sites.

1.noun Japanese style knitted or crocheted doll.
2.adj Style of knitting or crocheting dolls.

1. Those amigurumis are so cute.
2. That amigurumi cat is adorable.

by Terry Baker November 22, 2005

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

morally ambiguous

A euphemism for describing someone who lacks morals or changes their morals to suit their needs, typically a shady businessman, graft politician or one involved in illegal activities.

Tom: Doesn't Dick have a problem selling drugs to kids?
Harry: Nah, he's businessman... plus it helps that he's 'morally ambiguous.'
Tom: Oh, cool. Wanna burn one?

by Trae Hova November 20, 2007