Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average
American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average
American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average
American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
Average American who knows better: yessss.....