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I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”
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I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
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“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
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“ITAKMED”
by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025
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B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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a&e

accident & emergency department of a hospital
I have been in A&E all night as i got into a fight
by Farzey February 26, 2009
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U.A.E.

United Arab Emirates

The United Arab Emirates is an oil-rich Middle Eastern country situated in the south-east of the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia, comprising seven emirates: Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras al-Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm al-Quwain. Before 1971, they were known as the Trucial States or Trucial Oman, in reference of a nineteenth-century truce between the British and some Arab sheikhs. It borders Oman and Saudi Arabia.
In the U.A.E. there is the famous city Dubai.
by urban_editor March 28, 2007
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A&E HOLED

an attack or censorship on a celebrity by the media, entertainment industry, or information highway for expressing 1st Amendment opinions against a certain group of people or a individual person(s)
Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty got A&E Holed for expressing his opinions of the behavior of homosexuals, and got kicked off his T.V. show
by Oldschool Rocker December 20, 2013
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E.L.E.A.W.T.A.

Eating Lethal and Endangered Animals While They're Still Alive (ELEAWTA). The group is dedicated to the humanitarian purpose of finding ways to defeat nature's most dangerous and also endangered creatures in one-on-one combat, then eating them so that we can document their flavor before these beautiful animals disappear forever.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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B.A.E.

She's the B.A.E.
by bitstripslang November 18, 2015
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