v. To Slap Balls.
n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
by Corbs February 12, 2005
The Captain had dropped his soap, and the chap winced. When the instruction came to pick it up, he knew he was in for another rodding.
by Will Bowen October 06, 2004
by Matty d 16 January 16, 2007
A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
by Tuny Snigglefritz February 06, 2010
Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE August 08, 2009
by Will you ever figure it out?? June 11, 2007