take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.

Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.

by Nick November 17, 2004

bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan

God you got bend a knee

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.

1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

September 23: Knee-a-guy day

September 23, the day where you get to knee a guy where the sun doesn't shine. They get to slap our ass on April 11th? We get to knee them n the balls.

Jason: OW WHAT THE HELL

Katie: Its September 23: Knee-a-guy day, darling. Hope you make it to class in time.😘

by TheGaysAreHere January 8, 2020

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.

Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?

by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019