buy a fucking vowel 

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"

You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.

buy a fucking vowel by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

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Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

a fucking potato 

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

a fucking potato by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck 

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot by Yetu December 26, 2012

Fucking "A" Skippy! 

Positively and absolutely and definitely

"You wanna go for a ride?"
"Fucking "A" Skippy!"

Fucking "A" Skippy! by mjann April 29, 2009