Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

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Wank-a-lot

British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc

-"Hey that Edwin kid got held back a year because he fucked up his exams"
-"What a wank-a-lot!"

by LazyBoy December 2, 2004

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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 18, 2006

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Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022

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Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

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life-is-a-loada-wank

when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.

Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: Hi Bob what's up

Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank

Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up

by Arfbizit May 26, 2011

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