Newton

The bestest friend you could ever have that will always have your back. The best person you’ll ever meet in your lifetime.
“Who’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s newton, he’s my best friend.”
“Oh he looks really cool.”
by Kaytlin Savoie May 15, 2020
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newton

the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.
don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!
by zzoda July 20, 2008
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Newton

The guy who invented gravity so that we dont need to tie ourselves to the bed each night.
newton is teh smart!!!11
by some guy December 15, 2004
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Newton

The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.

Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"
by Shalroth May 15, 2005
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newton

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.
new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton
by boston hates kerry September 16, 2008
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Newton

An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.
"I need help!"

"Call Newton hes always there for you!"
by audaciousmile February 3, 2010
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Newton

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