Jasper

He is an author. He is very dark, very warped in the fucking mind. His books are unbelievable, and out of this damn world.

Dude, Jasper is lit...I dig his books.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

Jasper

a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick

P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper

by im the drummah roger taylah May 12, 2019

Jasper

Not a rapper

Jasper got his shoe tech decked on by Chase

by ChaseAllenJoe December 10, 2019

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020