by yeeeeecunt February 21, 2015
A Graeme is a short person who is socially awkward and blushes often. Graemes are super smart yet stink when it comes to language classes (probably due to the social awkwardness). They love to sing and would totally rock a button down.
by Frog King 8 January 19, 2023
DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL
friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"
friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"
friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."
by pineapplexpressman March 27, 2015
That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge mess.
I pulled this bird last night, after taking her home and getting her to squat over me, I heard her husband coming up the stairs so I had to Dirty Graeme myself and get out of there.
by Batesy23 December 16, 2018
“wow he is a Joshua James Graeme.”
by lolprincessqueen May 03, 2018
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