drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 April 24, 2014

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.

She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!

When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.

by chilegang November 24, 2018

drunk-a-lunk

n. a word used to describe a person who is extremely intoxicated; someone who is acting stupid do to too much alcohol or not enough

this term is often used when a person is drunk and emotional. resulting in verbal stupidity.

person 1: stumbling/swaggering why don't you like me? you don't like me? why aren't we friends?

person 2: whatever you're just a drunk-a-lunk

by attributed to jp October 10, 2006

a lotta drunk

One who has ingested large quantities of alcohol, resulting in a total state of inebriation.

I wasn't just a little drunk, I was A LOTTA DRUNK at the party friday night.

by J.Shafer August 22, 2006

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004