9 and 3 quartered

verb. the term refers to the act of walking into a solid wall that was in plain view.
This term is taken from the platform number 9 3/4s which wizards run through in the harry potter series to get on the Hogwarts Express.
The act of "9 and 3 quartering" an object is often the result of being ridiculously and unreasonably stoned.

"Is Marisa gonna be alright? She ran into that wall pretty hard"

"Yeah, she 9 and 3 quartered that bugger."

by sarahtheoriginator January 9, 2009

3-9-1

an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after

girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1

by jomilia November 30, 2010

3.9

A fat dumb asian kid hu gets 39/40 in a test but says 3.9 in an Korean accent

Hey Mark, what did u get in your test?

Ummm, shwee point nine (3.9)

by Chodus Maximus October 12, 2006

3/9/16

The day in which Jordan made his drawers move by farting

That fart was so powerful it was like 3/9/16

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