then i found 5 dollars

when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.

Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"

by Ductape419 December 2, 2007

5 dollar footlong

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011

5 dollar foot shlong

What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.

My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.

by Guiseppe Jackson June 7, 2020

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

5 dollar meat deal

Jacking someone off for 5 dollars.

5 dollar meat deal.

by Stareater January 29, 2014