May 4

Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.

Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah

by brokees April 30, 2019

May 4

The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.

Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!

by Yo47 May 04, 2009

May 4

National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.

Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude

by Heinz_Ketchup April 28, 2018

May 4

National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!

Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!

by Theslesbain May 01, 2021

May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 4

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 03, 2021

May 4

May 4 kiss and hug

Her: hey
Bf: kisses and hugs her
Her: what's that for
Bf: may 4

by Having um May 02, 2022