"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023

my friend decided to make me put this as my first entry here we go anyways. basically it's doo doo mcninch, aka 2 inch mcninch, a man with a 2 incher with the last name mcninch
by john-os_pseudonym August 25, 2022

by mike the mule March 6, 2017

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by Fetcher September 14, 2007

middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy ๐ฆ๐ฆ
middle school girl:bet
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy ๐ฆ๐ฆ
middle school girl:bet
by LilDurksGrillz April 27, 2021

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006
