0wnt

This word means that a hillbilly owns something.

My kin ownt that donkey down yonder.

by Ms. Frankeinstien January 8, 2004

2.0wned

The act of spectacular phone bricking that occurs when Apple fails to adequately prepare its servers for the release of firmware version 2.0

Fuck Steve Jobs' couch! My phone just got 2.0wned!

by heman91 August 5, 2008

0wned

0wned - the act of beating someone at a game that has no effect on anything

I just 0wned you. mwhahaha.

by Deckard Cain November 10, 2002

0wnz0r

To Rule.

Lech and k2 0wnz0r!

by Bob January 18, 2003

0wnz

Far ahead of someone; winning big against someone.

Bobby: Shoot, you win again!
Billy: The score is 19-2! I 0wnz j00!

by vnchng February 16, 2003

0wnt

To utterly defeated at anything. The act of utterly defeating someone at something

I 0wnt j00 nwb1t !!!!!111111 AHAHhhahaHAHAHHAHAHAAAA YUO AER TEH N0NLEET!1111111!!!11 HHAHAhahAHAHAAA

by eSeFCe November 19, 2002

0wnzage

(also, 0\/\/|\|2493)
A state of having been 0wnzed/0wnzing. Usually a declaration of victory/success/bake time finished.

1. Dick: 0wnzage! I 0wnz ur ass wit my mad skillz!

2. Mary: 0wnzage! I have collected the golden pantaloons of power!

3. Johnny: 0wnzage! The cake is complete!

by Lewi the Apologist December 31, 2003