1. A guy who doesn't know who he's messing with
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy over there being super cool, awesome, handsome, and saving the day! I wonder who it is?!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
by Marquisdontknowwhohemessinwith January 26, 2015
Get the Marquismug. by LittleZebra June 13, 2018
Get the Marquismug. The most amazing guy you will ever meet... takes pleasure out of making people happy and will go out of his way for his family... loves with everything and is super protective. If you meet one he will be the heart and soul of you and if you lose one then you have nothing left in life....
girl one: wow did you see him
GIRL TWO: yeah he is my boyfriend
girl one: oh that is cool he seems like the type of guy you would fall in love with
GIRL TWO: that is cause he is a marquis
GIRL TWO: yeah he is my boyfriend
girl one: oh that is cool he seems like the type of guy you would fall in love with
GIRL TWO: that is cause he is a marquis
by someoneyouwillnverknow February 13, 2010
Get the marquismug. 1. noun - one who must be laid at least once every two days
2. verb - to dance well at different points in time (music is not necessary to perform a marquis)
2. verb - to dance well at different points in time (music is not necessary to perform a marquis)
1. Girl 1: The guy down the hall from me has a girl
back to his room almost every night.
Girl 2: He's a marquis
2. He marquises the Soulja Boy on command, whether there is
music or not.
back to his room almost every night.
Girl 2: He's a marquis
2. He marquises the Soulja Boy on command, whether there is
music or not.
by Mariah and Ben December 30, 2007
Get the marquismug. Blackest man who ever existed. Next In line to be alpha black. Grew up in Africa but moved to Compton when he was 4 years old when his water hole got tainted. After a few years, 9 year old MarQuies moved to Detroit for another 3 years. Then he moved to Canada to continue being black. He has recently bought Jordan's and eats a lot of chicken. He is next in line to be the alpha black and is jacked. MarQuies still suffers PTSD from his past, but is slowly getting better with it.
by MarQuies June 28, 2016
Get the marquiesmug. She is the most beautiful mixed girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and has beautiful brown eyes. She is said to be friends with a Patience and together, they're unstoppable. She is a good lover in bed, but not too flexible, altough she tries. She is pretty spontaneous and will make you happier when she is just there. You won't find a girl that has been through more than her, but still keeps a smile on her face. She is amazing and is always reliable. She will be there for you in a heartbeat if you're close, but if you get on her bad side, well then you're fucked. She is an all around perfect person to be with.
by YahBoiSkinnyPencil September 28, 2018
Get the Marquimug. A cool fun loving guy. Usually has a lot of female friends, people often mistake his kindness for flirting, basketball is his one true love and food is the way to his heart. Be warned he can be a heart breaker.
by Kidtheartist3 November 23, 2021
Get the Marquimug.